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Cameron admits trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub
Prime minister David Cameron has today admitted to trying to leave the embattled culture secretary Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. But despite his best...
View ArticleCulture Secretary blasted with Cameron’s ‘full confidence’
The Culture Secretary Maria Miller’s position is said to be ‘untenable’ today after the Prime Minister was forced to express full confidence in her actions. The revelation occurred after Miller was...
View ArticleCamberwick Green Gazette: Windy Miller resigns from Council
Windy Miller has resigned his seat on Camberwick Green Town Council following the much publicised irregularities over his expense claims. As previously reported in the Gazette an enquiry set up by the...
View ArticleVampires lap-up Miller blood but remain unquenched
As the final succulent drops of Maria Miller’s blood dripped from the salivating mouths of tabloid editors, staff from The Sun, Express and Daily Mail turned their lustful gaze towards their next...
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John Whittingdale delighted by humiliating treatment from May
John Whittingdale has said he is delighted that Theresa May has sacked him from his position of Culture Secretary. ‘It is humiliating to have lost my role after ten years,’ he said. ‘I am delighted...
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